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Joke of the Day
"Blood is thicker than water and a lot harder to clean off the walls."
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"What do you call a chicken haunting your house? A Poultrygeist!"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic baker who advertised a job vacancy? He got no customers because his sign said, ""Looking for staff, a pie within."""
"A programmers wife asks him to go to the grocery She says ""Get a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get 12."" The programmer returns with 12 gallons of milk."
"Birds of a feather flock together... ...and then crap on your car."
"I was pregnant in High School BEFORE it became popular...."
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream."
"Friday...Gods Gift to the working People"
"You're IQ's lower than your shoe size."
"Why sacrifice virgins? Because they've done nothing to deserve it."