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Joke of the Day
"How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb? You weren't there, man!"
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"Who has the best website in the jungle? The Onlion King."
"INTERVIEWER: Would you like a donut? ME: *takes three* I: Um, ok, what's your greatest strength? ME: [grabbing two more donuts] Self-control"
"What's green and red and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender."
"In Australia, lawsuits are just what lawyers wear to court."
"It's a man's job to respect a woman. But, it's a woman's job to give him something to respect..."
"Something is always going on in the kitchen, but you never know whats cooking till the end when you eat... Is that why they call it the final supper?"
"MORMON ELECTION GAME: Every time Romney becomes president, drink."
"What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
"Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they're ugly and they smell bad."