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Joke of the Day
"A hummingbird is a lot like a songbird, It just doesn't know the lyrics."
Next Joke
"Me: Hey, I'm going to say a knock knock joke, but you have to start me off! Them: Okay.. knock knock Me: Who's there? Them: *confused silence*"
"What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana? Pink Floyd kept going after the wall."
"Boy, is my face red! Fingering a suspect means something totally different at the police station, you guys."
"Honey you're like my GPS... I'd be lost without you."
"Hey Feminazis, I sprained my wrist jet-skiing this weekend, so you can shut up about the ""pain of childbirth."""
"What happened to the indian who drank too much tea? He drowned in his tea-pee."
"Why did the sailor ground his son? His grades were below sea level ^^im ^^so ^^sorry"
"Snake walks into a bar... Bartender says ""How'd you do that?"""
"Guys, I figured out a better way to pretend you died mid-type! All you need to do is hold dooooooooooooooooooooooo"