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Joke of the Day

"Hey Feminazis, I sprained my wrist jet-skiing this weekend, so you can shut up about the ""pain of childbirth."""

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"Guy in orchestra was charged with manslaughter Police state that he had a history of reckless violins."
"What does the educated owl say? Whom"
"Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni"
"Why was hitler bad with directions? Because three reichs don't make a left."
"ran out of deodorant this morning, so I spritzed on some windex. Now birds keep crashing into my armpits :("
"My friends cat just ran across his banjo and was immediately sued by Mumford and Sons."
"btw, my linkedin endorsements for ""Dreamweaver"" are for me singing the song Dreamweaver and not for using that software"
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