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Joke of the Day
"Why did the sailor ground his son? His grades were below sea level ^^im ^^so ^^sorry"
Next Joke
"I can't stop coughing. Think I'll go see a movie in a crowded theater while slowly eating a bag of bone-dry popcorn."
"Jobs that do not exist anymore Steve"
"What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important? An irrelephant."
"Something hit me at high frequency today It really hertz."
"Hangovers only happen to people who stop drinking."
"Look into a dog's eyes while it's pooping and you'll understand Nietzsche."
"What do you call a sad state? Missouri"
"Why don't you put eggs in a microwave? Because they eggsplode. :D"
"Why did the dick go to 7-11? To get a Slurpee."