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Joke of the Day
"Snake walks into a bar... Bartender says ""How'd you do that?"""
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"where is the best way to hide a nutella? i'm nutelling you"
"I always pick up a huge cucumber up at walmart and yell to my wife ""you said you wanted the biggest one right"" Because I'm a great husband"
"What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common? They all know how to get black men off."
"*Frantically typing on google* 'How to do CPR' *Opens video, 30 second ad pops up* [To dying person] Ok just hold on a sec"
"A local nightclub held a special ladies night for double amputees. The place was crawling with pussy."
"A kid locked the boys bathroom. Janitor tells him ""That was a dick move there son"". The Principal tells him ""Urine a lot of trouble son"" His friends are pissed at him"
"What's a narcissistic hooker's favorite state? Idaho."
"You don't need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute if you want to skydive twice."
"If a mathematician were to be any part of a kitchen which would he be? The counter."