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Joke of the Day

"When I die, I want my tombstone to read ""He died doing what he loved. Hating whatever he was doing."""

"I had a 12 inch Italian last night Then I went to Subway"

"I would tell you a joke about bins.. ..But it's rubbish."

"Happy 1 year anniversary to the Lean Cuisine in my freezer!"

"What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ? A polo bear !"

"A lot of people say that Kim Jong Un is an unfit leader... but I ran a half marathon alongside him, and he finished in a pretty respectable time"

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who can read binary and those who can't."

"God said, ""If you come forth, you shall win eternal life."" But Frank came fifth and won a toaster."

"Why did the drunkard ride the escalator To lift his spirits"

"If winning was easy, losers would do it."