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Joke of the Day
"do you know why the chameleon couldn't change colors? he has a reptile dysfunction"
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"Yes I read reddit on the toilet I do it for shits and giggles"
"Have you heard any good jokes about Indian food? I haven't, because there's naan.^Ba ^da^Tsssss"
"What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money? Blacking out and gaining money."
"A Mexican goes to a Chinese restaurant... He sits down at his table, and notices a small bottle of black liquid on his table. He picks it up and looks at the label and says, ""yes, you are."""
"How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!"
"How does a backwards poet write? Inverse"
"There's a wormhole in the center of my bagel.... ""Of course, that's not a Cinnamon-Rosen bagel....you bought an EINSTEIN-Rosen bagel!"""
"I won't forget what my Grandad said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"I think my washing machine used to belong to Usain Bolt. It has a setting for fast coloureds."