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Joke of the Day

"There's a wormhole in the center of my bagel.... ""Of course, that's not a Cinnamon-Rosen bagel....you bought an EINSTEIN-Rosen bagel!"""

"Apparently a good way to get asked to leave the gym is to move a treadmill behind someone on a stationary bike and pretend you're angrily chasing them."

"Mickey is getting a divorce ""mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was...... extremely silly?"" ""no, i said she was fucking goofy"""

"Did you hear about the family with hereditary diarrhea? They said it runs in their jeans"

"Whenever i have a headache,i take two asprins and keep away the children,like the bottle says"

"Where do cars get the most flat tires? Where there is a fork in the road."

"Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released? They're snowed-en!"

"What's the difference between a slut and a bowling ball? Nothing....you find them both in an alley, finger the holes, throw them in the gutter, and they keep coming back."

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFHQzwNMo_Q klk utede dicen"

"What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror."