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Joke of the Day

"What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money? Blacking out and gaining money."

"I applied for a loan from the U.S. Government, but was turned down because I had a legitimate repayment plan"

"A man on his deathbed told his wife he would like to make love one last time... She replied ""I'm the one who has to get up in the morning!"""

"How do you change a cat into a dog? Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and ""woof!"""

"In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God or man has rested."

"Did you know I am part of the 1% of Rare, Beautiful, handsome and modest people!"

"[Jesus' dating profile] I love wine that's made from water, taking long walks on the ocean and going to supper w my friends."

"Baby you are like a white dwarf star.... Extremely hot but not very bright"

"Why will we never know if Rick James was bald? Rogaine is a hell of a drug."

"bill nye is short for william new years eve"