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Joke of the Day
"I started a diet two weeks ago So far I've lost 14 days"
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"I hate dividing fractions. Flipping reciprocals."
"Are you Russian? Cause I'll be Putin my dick in your mouth tonight. (Don't use as a pick up line doesn't work)"
"What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady? Depends..."
"There were two snowmen standing in a field, one says to the other... Can you smell Carrots?"
"A good day for a bad boy is talking a good girl into a bad decision."
"Human: your name is Flipper Dolphin: (angerly) uh ok, HAND"
"I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to take part in a rape fantasy She screamed NO!! I said thats the spirit"
"ELI5 What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about? Ooops... wrong sub."
"Every guy has a soft sensitive side. It's called ""I need to get laid and I'll say and do anything to"