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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge? A snapshot."
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"What's more useless than a condom at a feminist rally? Everyone there."
"McDonald's is like if Ke$ha were a restaurant."
"A great joke What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child."
"You deplete me"
"What do you call a redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers? A virgin."
"I emailed Netflix and asked if they had Batman Forever they said, ""No, just till the end of June""."
"Hooking a clock on your belt It would just be a waist of time."
"I was thinking of buying the black iPad mini.. Apparently, it runs faster."
"Shopping for houses, it seems like a lot of the houses in my price range need some TLC... But I don't want no scrubs."