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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge? A snapshot."

"Jesus saves... ...everyone else takes full damage."

"Roses are gray, violets are gray, tulips are gray Im a dog."

"I have a friend who everyone knows is gay but he won't admit it. He'll swallow everything but his pride."

"Did you hear about Han's new band? It's not as good as his solo stuff."

"HER: I'd invite you in, but I never kill on a first date ME: kill? HER: haha I meant kiss stupid autocorrect ME: we are talking out loud"

"I just drank some honey wine I'm feeling pretty buzzed."

"Why can't Z generationers swim? Their phones would get wet."

"Why don't communists ever learn? Because there are no classes."

"Me: What do you want to be when you grow up? 2-year-old: An eagle! I'm going to save so much money on college."