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Joke of the Day

"What did Hannibal Lecter say when he met a sexy Black Panther at a cannibal convention? I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers."

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"I'm classically trained in the art of Nintendo."
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"You're pretty cocky for someone with such a small... ....vocabulary."
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