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Joke of the Day
"I hate to rub it in, but lotion doesn't really work otherwise."
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"Jewish Mathematics."
"How do you reuse a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the shit out of it!"
"What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted? > simplistic 10 letters"
"Why is a divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it."
"My nutritionist said that instead of eating three big cheeseburgers I should have multiple, smaller cheeseburgers throughout the day"
"Me: Real women don't care about romantic cliches. My internal voice: Please buy me flowers, please buy me flowers, please buy me flowers."
"What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland? No Kia"
"What insect lives on nothing? A moth because it eats holes."
"I do a spot-on impression of a man in his 30's not living up to his full potential..."