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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland? No Kia"
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"If you can't afford healthcare... Go to an airport. They give free x-rays and mammograms, and if you mention al-Qaeda, they'll throw in a free colonoscopy too!"
"I made a list on how to do an impersonation of Victor Meldrew a) Don't b) Leave it"
"It was actually the muslims who invented the C4 explosive... But it was the US:Army who later added a remote detonator."
"What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs? A condescending condescending"
"The Queen is what she drinks... Royalty [ I hope this isn't a repost. I thought of it on my own]"
"What did the Jewish paedophile say to the kid. Hey kid, you wanna buy some candy?"
"There are two types of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"
"I do resistance training every day It's called refusing to go to the gym"
"69 Position I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""