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Joke of the Day
"Look on the bright side, your insomnia keeps most of the spiders out of your mouth."
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"Yay! my car has a parking sensor and I didn't know. When I reverse too far it makes a banging, crunching noise."
"Is it bad to hate a certain race? Because I despise the 100 meter"
"When someone has coordinates in their bio, I feel the need to alert their local police, to counter all the psychos en route to murder them."
"What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning? Not Apple Jacks"
"""I am doing well."" - Russian man having sex with a well"
"When I know I've posted a great tweet, I walk away from my phone in slow motion like I'm Jason Statham walking from an explosion."
"What happens after it rains in gotham city? a waynebow."
"A guy is at Chick-Fil-A When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, ""Wow, you guys have fairies in here?"" The worker then says, ""No, our CEO doesn't like it."""
"What do you call the child of two redheads? Ginger bread"