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Joke of the Day

"What's the soft stuff between sharks' teeth? Slow swimmers"

"How many internet users does it take to change a light-bulb? I dunno. Let's just sign a petition so that hopefully somebody will do it."

"Once upon a time, there was a Mexican family... that had only Juan kid."

"Why did the chicken run into a well? Because it didn't see that well."

"Naming that space movie Gravity makes about as much sense as naming Jurassic Park something like There's No Dinosaurs In This."

"How in the hell do people spell your name wrong on facebook when it's right in front of them?!"

"I got 99 problems but I'm avoiding them all."

"What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play? No MAN'S sky!"

"Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work? He was expecting showers."

"I'm good at 2 things: interviews and first dates... Turns out they're a bit alike. One gets me a job that blows, the other gets me a blowjob."