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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken run into a well? Because it didn't see that well."

"I wonder if girls on dates in the 1800's got mad at guys for checking their treasure maps."

"I can feel you getting distant from me; my only wish for you is that your destination is oncoming traffic."

"What's the difference between Putin and Poutine? Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing."

"Doggy Sherlock Holmes was investigating a case... Doggy Sherlock: Any leads? Doggy Watson: Yes, Holmes. Two. Doggy Sherlock: Excellent, lets take them and go walkies."

"What do you call your Mexican crush? Juan Andonle"

"It's okay to joke about Jesus... He died for our zings."

"Now I really am just like Christine O'Donnell (not a Senator)"

"Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings? His shavings account."

"If you're a vegan and an atheist and a runner, how do you choose which way to annoy people in a conversation first?"