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Joke of the Day

"I got 99 problems but I'm avoiding them all."

"There's a line of underwear specially made for skeletons... It's called the VerteBra."

"I have just one word for beautiful women with questionable morals, poor decision making skills and an insatiable sex drive, ""Hi""."

"I came here to kick ass and chew gum... And I've got new, longer-lasting Stride, so we'll be here for a while."

"What's the difference between a Brit and an American? The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking."

"a drug that makes you reallize that you don't actually like the internet that much and maybe you should go for a walk or call a friend."

"I have discovered the code to unlock the Koreas! Up Korea! Up Korea! Down Korea! Down Korea! Left Korea! Right Korea! Left Korea! Right Korea! B Korea! A Korea!"

"I got a handjob from a blind girl last night. She said ""You've got the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on."". I said ""Nah, You're just pulling my leg.""."

"Whats long, brown and sticky? A stick."

"I like my wine how I like my women 15 years old and locked in a basement"