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Joke of the Day
"What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink? A pink carnation."
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"What do you call someone who designs playgrounds? A Park-itect"
"My cat just dragged in a half eaten sausage, I have no idea where he got it from but it tastes expensive."
"Looking for a joke: irish dinner potatoe Pretty close, but need to know the exact joke about irish dinner consisting of potatos and beer"
"On your mark, get set, go f*ck yourself."
"How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse."
"Hate when the grammar police single me out like some kind of which hunt"
"This man is frank and earnest with women... In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest. - Henny Youngman (for a Monday morning pick-me-up.)"
"Everyone keeps downvoting my racist jokes. It's like a load of black people have suddenly gotten laptops or something."
"The thing that sucks about hanging out with my friends is that they see how much I stare at my phone and know how little I answer their texts."