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Joke of the Day
"I heard about a woman who doesn't use her feet... I really want to meter."
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"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. We are efficient and don't have humor."
"Teacher: Why are you late Joseph? Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Joseph: The sign said ""School Ahead Go Slow!"""
"Does anyone know any good Groundhog Day jokes? Because I keep hearing the same ones over and over"
"Sheryl Crow: This ain't no disco. This ain't no country club either. Sheryl Crow - The world's worst archaeologist."
"A doctor in a mental hospital was caught having sex with a female patient. He was Fucking Crazy!"
"CANADIAN: im a canadian DATE: cool i've never met a comedian befor CANADIAN: [is too polite to corect them, dedicates entire life to comedy]"
"Me: *falls off a ladder* Wife: OH MY GOD! ARE YOU INJURED? Me: *obviously concussed but also bleeding* I'm injured and outjured"
"Man at garage: ""Are you claiming this off your own insurance?"" Me: ""Yes. I don't think the deer I hit had any insurance."""
"My dad wanted to name me, ""Rusty,"" if I was a boy. Thank you, X chromosomes."