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Joke of the Day
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. We are efficient and don't have humor."
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"new password. I was trying to come up with a new password for one of my sites, jokingly I typed in 'mypenis'. Message came back, 'sorry not long enough;"
"I get really bad anxiety when driving over bridges. My therapist says I have truss issues."
"Ouch! I stubbed my butt hole..."
"Girl are you a plumber? Cause i wanna make you moen"
"If my 6 year old tells me someone was ""mean to him"" I never know if they stole his bike or tried to cook him a healthy meal."
"I don't see why being an astronaut is so hard, school teachers do it. Get in the rocket, rocket goes up, rocket blows up. I could do that."
"A slut is a woman who sleeps with everyone......."
"Chinese people have small eyes but.... At least its big enough to see their penis."
"Every 15 minutes, a woman gets run over. She's starting to get pissed."