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Joke of the Day
"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows"
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"""Mommy, what's a butterfly?"" ""When a girl loves many boys in a short time during college, she gets a tattoo reminder for her future husband"""
"Me: You're going to disagree with this statement. Wife: No I'm not."
"Twitter is the only place where you're thrilled when a complete stranger starts following you."
"Rick Astley asked to borrow my Pixar collection. I said ""Rick, you can have Toy Story, Cars & Finding Nemo but I'm never gonna give you Up"""
"High heels are just regular heels that live in Colorado Haha we make jokes on here to try to keep the enveloping darkness at bay"
"Mayweather just set his kitchen on fire trying to make a cake He should've read the instructions"
"Why was the Butcher depressed? Because his life was in shambles."
"""I love watching myself in the mirror while I shoot dope."" Said Tom in vain."
"(slightly dirty) What's the difference between a striptease artist and a trapeze artist A trapeze artist has a cunning stunt...."