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Joke of the Day
"I've got a joke. So the other day I found out I'm really bad at telling stories."
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"TIL Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 per cent TL;DR It was wedding cake"
"A Mexican fireman had twin boys He named them Jose and Hose B"
"The Prophylactic Why did the prophylactic fly across the room? It was peed off."
"Yesterday my date asked me ,"" how do u view lesbians"" apparently in Full HD was not the right answer"
"What is the gardener's favourite fruit? Plantain."
"Hillary and Trump in a plane, plane crashes. Who survives? America"
"A dyslexic poet that has a fetish for rim licks."
"If I had a time machine I'd go back and give myself a bunch of incorrect lotto numbers, and teach myself the value of hard work."
"If Jack helped you off the horse... ... would you help Jack off the horse? I tried."