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Joke of the Day

"I've got a joke. So the other day I found out I'm really bad at telling stories."

"What did the leper say the the prostitute? Keep the tip."

"*First Date Her: Why are we at Home Depot? Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it."

"One thing I like about Facebook... It's my space."

"Cilla Black has died... Surprise Surprise."

"What do you call rude fungi? Shiit-talking mushrooms"

"I love whiteboards They're remarkable."

"What do you call an agreeable neighbor? ....a yaybor."

"How do porcupines have sex? Very..................... . carefully."

"You are not a Cheeta if you do it in the Hyena. You are not a Cheeta if you do it in the Hyena."