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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool."
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"Its important to have a good vocabulary... If only I had known the difference between the words antidote and anecdote, one of my good friends would still be living."
"Two of my Redditor buddies just ""came out"" to me. They told me they are OP's"
"What's purple and sequels? A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals"
"Kidnapper: Pay up or I'll leak your nudes Me: So what? K: Then I'll tweet your drafts M: Ok don't do anything crazy we can work this out"
"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Michael Fitzpatrick...and Patrick Fitzmichael"
"A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""why the long face?"""
"I used to rub my hair together when I was stressed... But now I'm dreading the consequences."
"What do you call the murder of Chickpeas? Houmous-cide."
"I've grown an interest with Mussolini's Italy. I guess you can call it a fascistnation."