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Joke of the Day

"I feel bad for all of the couples who got married in Vegas last week But at least their love will burn with a firey passion..."

"What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head."

"Britney Spears' career That's the joke."

"Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because there isn't a fucking wall in the way"

"A man walks into the bar... The bartender: ""Hi Dave!"" The boss faints."

"*pulling up to toll both with megaphone in hand* Booth operator: ma'am please not again Me: someBODY once tolled me"

"I was going to tell a gay joke. Butt fuck it!"

"What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint? I'm always taken for granite!"

"When life gives you melons... You're probably dyslexic."

"Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes? A: No eye-deer."