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Joke of the Day

"What do gospel and interracial porn have in common? Gifted black people and constant calls to God."

"Saw a kid crying in the grocery store. I opened a bottle of A1 and chugged it right in front of him. He stopped crying and started nodding."

"The problem with teaching a man to fish is that eventually somebody will microwave that fish in the work break room."

"Have you heard the slogan for Charles Dickens Brand Hard Cider? There is nothing quite like a hard Dickens' Cider!"

"I'm not addicted to cocain I just love how it smells"

"An idea for a board game... BONOPOLY - Similar to Monopoly, but where the streets have no name."

"How to win an argument. 1. Have a vagina. 2. That's it. 3. You win. 4. Congratulations."

"I don't see the point of strip clubs. All they do is frustrate you and take all your money. I have a wife for that."

"What did the town say to it's father, the city, when it left to get groceries Ciudad"

"""Damn you, Autocorrect!!!!"" - Mark Zuckerberg, who had intended to announce that he was giving away 99% of his socks"