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Joke of the Day
"An idea for a board game... BONOPOLY - Similar to Monopoly, but where the streets have no name."
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"Judge should've sentenced Lindsay Lohan to watch her own movies... oh wait, that's cruel & unusual punishment."
"I realized I left my tuba in the car with the doors unlocked... I raced back as quick as I could and sure enough when I looked inside, there were two tubas."
"I wanted to get rid of my body hair through laser hair removal But it grew on me"
"nba joke The cavaliers without lebron..."
"Your girlfriend is imaginary... Nope, she's real. She just hasn't arrived yet."
"Why don't vampires go south of the border? Because every time they suck a Mexican's blood, they get the vshits for a month."
"What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike? A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it."
"What do you call a nursing bear? A titty bear."