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Joke of the Day
"An idea for a board game... BONOPOLY - Similar to Monopoly, but where the streets have no name."
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"I recently got very addicted to skiing My doctor told me I'm going down a slippery slope"
"Whole Foods mixed up the labels on regular & vegan chicken salads. Vegans became suspicious when they experienced a fleeting moment of joy."
"How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors? Through ex-spear-i-mints."
"Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle? Because it had more cents"
"How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon? They'll tell you"
"I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. I hope it's thinking about me too."
"Girl, if you don't stop touching my crotch,... ...you might feel a small prick."
"Working on my new book, ""How to Get Through Life Without Reading."""
"A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender ""Do you have any helicopter flavored chips?"" The Bartender says ""No, we only have plane"""