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Joke of the Day
"Money doesn't grow on trees unless you are a pot dealer"
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"What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!"
"Why hadn't the law graduate and the bartender ever met? The graduate never passed the bar"
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"Bill cosby is like life They both end up fucking you"
"What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake of course!"
"If u ask me to baby sit 3 and at d end of d day can find only 1, dat is not a reflection on me as a babysitter.i was nevr gud at maths"
"Last night I had a dream that I wrote the Lord of the Rings. When I woke up my wife said I had been Tolkien in my sleep..."
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