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Joke of the Day

"Two men walk in to a bar... Which is really stupid because the second one should've seen it coming."

"What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets? They tend to be mean."

"hanging out at the pet store, teaching all the birds cuss words"

"If someone tells you they don't like some particular word, do not torment them with it. To do so is totally moist."

"Be Careful of Egyptian Sharks They can smell blood a nile away"

"Yesterday I tried to catch the fog... Mist."

"Rapunzel is my favorite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls her hair."

"An alcoholic walks into a bar every day... His entire life is a joke."

"Gardens (only clean joke I know) Why don't you tell secrets in a garden? Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk."

"""This is the police! Put your hands up where I can see 'em!"" ""But I can't-"" ""Now!"" *t-rex panics*"