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Joke of the Day
"Yesterday 8 mosquitoes bit me! I guess I now have a mosquito bite"
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"Did you hear about the movie based on an Australian dystopian future society? Apparently it's a cross between Idiocracy and Mad Max....it's called Bogan's Run..."
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff together. Ba-dum-tss"
"Everybody in the village agreed that I did an excellent job of sewing their mouths shut. After I left, they were humming my praises."
"Good News For Pedophiles Halloween is here, so you can stop being so secretive about giving small children free candy."
"There's no bigger psychopath than the guy working out at the gym in jeans."
"Riddle me this. What do mortal men love more than life? Fear more than death, or mortal strife? What do rich men need, that the poor have, which the content desire."
"What's 20 feet long and smells like piss? It's a line dance at the old folks home..."
"Yo mama's so fat... ...she has to upgrade her data plan every time she sends a selfie."
"A black guy, Chinese guy, and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Get the fuck out."""