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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fascist in an ironic t-shirt Adolf Hipster."
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"Never date an intelligent, incredibly handsome, wealthy man. He's a violent psychopath that wants to kill you *things i learned from horrors"
"I love the new sound reddit makes when you upvote a post"
"When a woman says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space & finish building my Death Star before we go."
"A man was killed in a rice field by a small porcelain doll.... It was the very first knick-knack, patty whack"
"I clicked on an ad for horny single women in my area and got a virus... It was chlamydia."
"John Travolta looks like the type of guy that would leave his toupee in a truck stop urinal for hours and then wear it to a musical."
"Yo mama ... Yo mama is so fat that when she plays agar.io she's already on top of the leader board"
"I was considering getting a sex-change... But I lost my tran of thought."
"A blonde walked into the dentist office... ...and sat down in a chair. The dentist said: ""Open Wide"" ""I can't"" - The blonde said. - ""This chair has arms"""