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"Like my grandma always says... put more booze in the mashed potatoes"
"How do you catch a polar bear? Take a saw, cut a hole in the ice. Sprinkle peas around the hole. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole..."
"Want to hear a joke? I was going to tell a gay joke, butt fuck it."
"Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? [NSFW] He doesn't want anyone to know he's been fucking the chickens!"
"I love telling dad jokes He laughs every time."
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward they'd still be on the boat. :D"
"Chuck Norris counted to infinity...... Twice."
"This apple tastes terrible. It must be the way I'm holding it."
"I just saw a documentary about how ships are held together. Riveting."