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Joke of the Day
"You know you just can't tell Penguin jokes. They just don't fly"
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"Smoking is actually a good thing for me Look how often I have to go outside into the fresh air"
"Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells."
"Why didn't the electron leave it's house? Because it was grounded."
"The one-legged man couldn't understand an online tutorial. It had step-by-step instructions."
"Statistics humour The median and the mode walked into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Where's your other friend"". The median says, ""We don't like him anymore. He's mean."""
"Judging by the quality of some of your tweets I can tell this isn't the first time you've failed in life."
"How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. But it takes 20 episodes"
"John Cusack will always have ""I didn't do my homework but I love you"" face."
"*calls hotel front desk* ""Hi is the stuff in the mini bar free?"" No sir, you will be billed for any- ""Someone robbed my mini bar"""