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Joke of the Day

"Statistics humour The median and the mode walked into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Where's your other friend"". The median says, ""We don't like him anymore. He's mean."""

"Such a double standard that when a guy sleeps with a ton of people he's ""cool,"" but when I do I'm ""lying"""

"Who was the roundest knight at the King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference"

"The spider in my shower was probably relieved to get washed down the drain after the view of me he got from that angle."

"The worlds worst joke... EDIT: Thanks for the gold!"

"I've never been booed off stage. I've never been booed off stage! Sure, I've been booed on stage plenty of times... but never off stage. In honor of Mitch Hedberg. RIP."

"The most sexist joke you've ever heard. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; give a man a vagina and you feed her for a lifetime."

"Why did Lot leave his wife? She became salty."

"Four ply humor. My wife asks me? I want a boob job. I told her, rub some toilet paper between your tits. You wipe your ass with it all the time. Look how big your ass is."

"Whats yellow and survives on dead beetles Yoko Ono"