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Joke of the Day
"The one-legged man couldn't understand an online tutorial. It had step-by-step instructions."
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"What was the first thing Adam said to Eve? Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!"
"A morbid joke If serial killers kill people in series, are suicide bombers parallel killers?"
"I met a German girl today. Her phone number is pretty weird, it's all nines."
"[Opens a beer at the park] ""Dude. There's kids here."" Oh shit how rude of me. [turns] IF YOU KIDS WANT SOME BEERS THEYRE IN THE COOLER"
"Engineering students are always confused by women... ....why do the ones with the most streamlined bodies put up the most resistance?"
"So after the subreddit banning went down, I texted Ellen Pao asking if this was some sort of a joke. She responded ""Im SRS"""
"Make the little things count... Teach midgets math."
"I like my women just like my wine... 14 years old and locked up in the basement."
"Thank you 2015 for... Bees?"