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Joke of the Day

"How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. But it takes 20 episodes"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? you: R? One might think it's the R, but really, it's the C."

"Get a hair cut, run away without paying. They can't chase you because they're holding scissors. The perfect crime."

"Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime."

"What's the hardest thing about roller-blading? Telling your parents you're gay."

"Why did the double agent cross the road? Because he never really was on your side."

"What was Hitler's favorite battery? The nein volt"

"Confucius say.. Man who farts in church, sits in own pew."

"A Baby Seal Walks Into A Club"

"I always thought my english grades were good But then in 6th grade, i learned the alphabet"