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Joke of the Day
"A psychic told me I was going to die a virgin So I raped her and asked for my 20$ back"
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"A snake walked into a bar... ...and everybody freaked out!"
"My grandad is a real inspiration to get healthy, he starting running a mile a day when he was 65.... Now he is 70, we have no idea where he is"
"Helen Keller walks into a bar And a table, and a chair"
"Pretty sure nobody would run marathons if they were never allowed to talk about running marathons."
"What is wrong with a turtle who can't come out of his shell? Ereptile dysfunction"
"*waiter pouring wine* Say when sir *wine slowly fills up the restaurant*"
"Apparently saying, ""You mad, bro?"" is frowned upon if you work in customer service."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but you have to wonder how they got in there."
"If I bought a balloon for $0.99... How much should I sell it for when I adjust for inflation?"