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Joke of the Day
"Be a part of history! Die in a catastrophic natural disaster."
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"why did the bird-shit did not fall on the man standing under the tree right under the parrot? the bird was wearing underpants."
"I think the only girl I know that hasn't said ""you're like a brother to me"" is my sister."
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"Why is Hannibal so rich? Well, he save on groceries."
"What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table? I don't knead you anymore."