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Joke of the Day

"H: So what's the worst thing you've ever seen someone do? Me: I watched a mother buy her son a harmonica."

"What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Grab onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."

"I just read an article about a woman who killed her husband, boiled his body, and turned it into homemade jelly she kept in her pantry! It was really jarring."

"I was wondering when the sun would come up... and then it dawned on me."

"What does a black man do after sex? 15 years."

"How many of you have awakened with your spouse holding your hand only to find they are putting your thumb on your iPhone trying to break in?"

"I love jokes about video games. They work on so many levels."

"What did Salt 'N' Pepa say to the nosey chemist? ""It's none of your Bismuth!"" Sorry."

"First Obama came for my guns. Then he came for my knives. Then he came for my dinette set. Then he redecorated the whole place. It's lovely."

"Some old man was driving 20Mph the whole way home, as if he'd never seen snow before. Boy everyone sure got mad at me."