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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't cry when you chop up a hooker."
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"""Of course I can paint your ceiling,"" Michaelangelo scoffed. ""Gonna paint a bunch of dudes with their dicks out on it though."""
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"What's brown and sticky? A Stick"
"Customer: Waiter I can't eat this meal. Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me. Customer: I don't have a fork."