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Joke of the Day

"Just a heads up guys, M. Night Shyamalan dug a hole in my backyard and has been filming Mark Wahlberg yelling at it for 6 months now."

"What do you call a nun in space? Virgin Galactic"

"Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster? So we can think about a solution in silence"

"Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon."

"What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!"

"What prophylactic did the black person rip open while having sex? The doctor's vaginer."

"What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection? a quarter pounder with cheese."

"Dear Johnson & Johnson: Ejacu-lotion Please DM me for my address to send royalties checks."

"Did you hear about the reverse exorcism? The devil was trying to get the priest out of the little boy!"

"I wish people would reserve ""awesome"" for truly awe-inspiring things like the grand canyon, moon landing, and this ranch dressing omg"