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Joke of the Day

"Infants annoy me How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? you nail it's other hand to the floor"

"Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""

"Women say they want a guy who can make them laugh. I'd probably have done better if they'd specified that they didn't mean by tickling."

"Chuck Norris once went through the Wendy's drive thru and ordered a Big Mac .......and got one."

"I have been try to come up with a funny joke about leeches. I couldn't because they all suck"

"I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man."

"A guy died while having sex He came and went"

"Sorry I picked up your pug and ran him in for a touchdown."

"A B C D E F G H I J... 10 letters"

"What is a cannibal's favorite food at the county fair? Chili con Carny."