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Joke of the Day
"I told my cat all about Chairman Mao this morning Now she won't shut up about him!"
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"How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool."
"Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones."
"PILOT OVER INTERCOM: alright folks, by a show of hands, who has ever made a small and understandable mistake?"
"I don't usually pick up hitchhikers but this poor guy looks like he's running late to hockey practice. He already has his mask on."
"I'm getting concerned that Beyonce never told those single ladies to put their hands down and now there's a bunch of unfed cats out there."
"What is the black stuff between elephants' toes? Slow natives"
"What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society."
"Attractive women post selfies and refer to themselves as ugly. As a group, if we begin agreeing with them we could stop that shit quick."
"US Naval Communications"