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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Santa and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney."

"If a guy stares at your boobs, just stare at his d!ck ... maybe squint a little bit"

"""I'm very sorry, but you will die soon"", said the doctor ""How soon?"", the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. ""In ten."" ""Ten what? Ten years? Ten-"" ""Nine."" ""Eight."""

"Set my phone to change K to Okay!! so I don't look rude. Now it looks like I'm all excited about stupid shit, and I'm Okay!! with that."

"I was at a urinal when I realized standing to my left was Muhammad Ali and to my right was Michael J. Fox... bad day to wear sandals."

"Diarrhea is hereditary.. It runs in your jeans."

"I had a funny dream last night Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake but when I woke up I found I was asleep."

"The Feds say that marijuana has no accepted medical use, overlooking how it could help 20 million unemployed Americans not give a shit."

"Why do white girl groups only walk together in odd numbers? Because they can't even"

"What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence? Udder destruction!"