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Joke of the Day

"Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnson just found out 2 of his kids are gay... ...I guess you can say they are fruity pebbles."

"Woman: ""Can you please call me a taxi?"" Man: ""You're a taxi"""

"From a Southwest Airlines employee: ""There may be 50 ways to leave your lover but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft..."""

"If I ever build my own house, I'm putting a toilet right in front of the refrigerator."

"How do really posh dogs send messages? By predigree-mail."

"What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone? A psycho-path."

"What is a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: 1. Illegal Downloading"

"doctors before an x-ray be like ""dont worry this is perfectly safe"" and then the dude goes to egypt to press a button"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? If you said ""R"", you'd be wrong. You might think that it is ""r"", but it be the ""c""!"

"Jesus was the original child star who fell in with the wrong crowd and died young."