14880

Joke of the Day

"Woman: ""Can you please call me a taxi?"" Man: ""You're a taxi"""

"Why would they add ""twerk"" to the dictionary? People that would use said word can't read."

"What's a pirate's favourite letter? You may think it's arr, but they are truly in love with the sea!"

"What did one transition metal say to the other? Cu later!"

"Polish guy turns down A blow job He had three weeks left on his unemployment"

"I don't know why everyone is hating on this mayweather it's beautiful out."

"The first 1500 pictures of your kids were cute, now it's a bit much."

"There's a great horse joke I'd like to trot out... But it's lame :("

"I got uninvited from a friend's wedding Perhaps RSVPing ""Maybe Next Time"" wasn't the appropriate response."

"My computer just said hello to me. I think it's A Dell."