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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone? A psycho-path."
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"Don't die a virgin. Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you."
"Doctors say eating a piece of Bacon takes 9 mins off your life...if my math is correct i died in 1781"
"Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance? He had his raisins..."
"There was a fire at the local university. It was a smoke-free campus, so everyone present was arrested."
"Thanks Autocorrect, I did want to bang her braids out."
"I could tell you a rape joke But it would sound forced"
"Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet? They don't play the beta."
"ME: I would like a complaint form ASSISTANT: Sorry, we have none left ME: I would like two complaint forms"
"TIL Pigeons die when they have sex At least the one I fucked did"