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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone? A psycho-path."
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"So a horse walks into a bar...... and the bartender asks ""Why the fuck is there a horse in my bar?"""
"What did the cannibal do After he dumped his girlfriend Wipe his arse"
"First comes the wedding And 5 months later comes the baby."
"A German, an American and a Russian...... A German, an American and a Russian walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously and says, ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""
"What is the Pillsbury doughboy's wife's favorite snack? Doughnuts."
"Why do black people smell bad? So blind people can hate them too"
"An exhibitionist is discussing retirement with his wife. But after talking it out he decides, ""Actually, I think I'll stick it out one more year."""
"Did you hear about the new $5 million dollar Kentucky State Lottery? The winner gets $5 for a million years."
"I'm eating a vegan lunch today. Sure, it's six sleeves of Smarties and a Diet Coke, but I'm still better than you."