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Joke of the Day

"From a Southwest Airlines employee: ""There may be 50 ways to leave your lover but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft..."""

"Why is there echo every time Bono sings? Because he's close to The Edge"

"One old man was talking to another ""Hows your incontinence?"" ""Depends."""

"I don't like telling fat jokes They weigh too much on my conscience"

"There's a black guy in my family tree. He's still hanging there."

"'Rowdy' Ronda came to my town to give a speech. It was Rousing."

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, the pH level of a pineapple can not sustain life."

"HER: I'm leaving you ME: Is it because I'm too literal? HER: no it's just we're not working out ME: *buys both of us a gym membership*"

"My wife told me I should go to the gym with her to get in shape, but I suggested I just start with skipping. So far I've skipped the gym three times this week and I feel great."

"Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!"