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Joke of the Day
"I downloaded some hymns for my ipod New praylist."
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"What do you call a fat North Korean? Supreme Leader."
"Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for the day... Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road."
"I love how fresh & clean my bathroom smells after I've killed a spider with a full bottle of windex"
"<--------- This guy can't think of anything to tweet so he's gone & done a cute little arrow & pointed it at his Avi with a funny comment."
"What did the VW spokeswoman say after the EPA tester discovered the emissions discrepancy? Nothing, she was embarrassed."
"What do a guy crossing Niagara falls on a tight rope and a guy getting a blowjob from a 90 year old have in common? Both are thinking don't look down, just don't look down."
"Your beer is like having sex in a canoe and living on a pacific island surrounded by rising sealevels... It`s too fucking close to water!"
"Coworker: Do you ever think about work at home? Me: I don't even think about work at work."